And I thought I was fucked up.

My friend Eddie decided to send me this, which is a collection of medical case reports. Now you may be asking "Alec, why would we want to read a bunch of medical case reports?"

Simple. They are all reports about people who have gotten things stuck up thier butts.

Some can be understood like vibrators and the like. Some people like that kind of stimulation and, well, to each thier own I say.

But what the fuck would possess someone to mix up a batch of cement and then pour it in their own ass. When has that ever come up in normal conversation? "Hey Bob, I know things have been going so well for us, but I think our relationship would be even better if you took this bag of Readymix and poured in my ass." "Gee Chuck, I think you are right. Let me get a bucket and some water so we can get started."