Spam

Spam, we all get it, and we all loathe it. Sometimes though it can be a source of great amusement.

Take this one for example.

My specific is used to remedy cavernous breakdown,
also far-famed as impotence. This is when a male cannot procure, or save,
a rocklike vertical phallus suitable for sexual action.

My narcotics is :
# apt to be used as a execution enhancer
# has some vantage over another tablets
# can function for four days
# can fabricate up in the torso

It is obvious that someone with little knowledge of English is trying to sell me Viagra, Cialis, or something similar. After all, erections are a big business these days.

Now I am not sure about the rest of you, but I have never had a "cavernous breakdown" . Much less one that needed a remedy such as this. I mean what exactly is that anyways? Is it when you go buy a Hummer because of your obvious inadequacies, and then realize that by buying one you have made it in to an innie?

I do like the term "rocklike vertical phallus suitable for sexual action" and will be using the phrase as much as possible.

Then we come to "apt to be used as a execution enhancer". In all my years I have never thought about my member being capable of enhancing an execution. How would that work? Does being fully erect help when you are chopping someone's head off, or pulling the switch on the electric chair? I can find no reference to that anywhere on the internet. And let me tell you, searching google for erection+execution+enhancement brings up some really messed up web pages.

Then they tell me that I "can function for four days". I think having an erection for four days would be rather inconvenient. It certainly would make hanging out with your friends rather awkward.

But who knows. Maybe having one for four days that can enhance execution, remedy a cavernous breakdown, and give you a rocklike vertical phallus suitable for sexual action would be a good thing. Of course if you did have all that I think the police would want to talk to you.