AIM chats with Eddie

BockChoyAvenger: So I keep seeing rumblings about them extending the draft to 34 years old.

aellingson92: I guess keeping up with being crazy will come in handy after all.

BockChoyAvenger: I swear to god if I get drafted #1 I'm going to be very pissed #2 I'm showing up to my physical on enough acid to kill a small horse.

aellingson92: If I do I plan on just trying to rape the recruitment officer.

BockChoyAvenger: bwahahahahahahhahaha.

aellingson92: while repeating "You're a good man Charlie Brown."

BockChoyAvenger: still laughing you bastard.

aellingson92: While wearing a great pumpkin suit.